Friday, January 21, 2011

we have a new web site

If you have us bookmarked here knock it off.

The new site is located at: http://fauxslang.tumblr.com

If you typed fauxslang.com and were redirected here by mistake we sincerely apologize. You should have ended up at: http://fauxslang.tumblr.com

peace out, blogger.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Trish Keenan appreciation

Trish Keenan was the amazing singer and co-creator of the band Broadcast. She recently passed away and it is an unfortunate loss as she and her music were a great inspiration to so many. There's much more to say but I suggest reading the article from the other day on Pitchfork.

Our friend Neil dedicated his most recent radio show to her and it serves as an excellent overview of her work with Broadcast. Jeff from Arc in Round (a fantastic Philly band) was kind enough to host it and I strongly urge you to check it out while it's available.

Get it here. Neil and track list here.

top 15 mustaches in Coen Bros. films

Essential Reading

Sunday, January 9, 2011

We got a new practice space. It's working out great. We have more room and can hear each other better. It's breathed new life into us. Musically it is being translated into more drone and controlled chaos. We're upping the kraut and looking forward to big things in 2011. Anyhow, here's a picture of some of our new friends that reside in the space.

Friday, January 7, 2011

some new music

Friendo is this great band from Canada that's plays minimal music in the vein of Young Marble Giants but with a spaced-out dissonance that's similar to early Sonic Youth.
http://www.myspace.com/friendomusic/music

This is the most modest interview I've ever read. She's either full of shit or hopelessly unaware:
http://consequenceofsound.net/2010/11/04/interview-nicole-greedy-of-friendo/


Some bratty Philly band that I've been hearing good things about:
http://slutever.bandcamp.com/


Brooklyn doom/psych stuff that I came across because of Mike G.(surprised?):
http://archondoom.com/


Awesome new stuff from Akron/Family(a favorite of mine):

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Xmas Whiteout (Salt and Pepper Diner Edition)

Whew. Best idea I ever had: leaving Connecticut last night instead of this morning. Probably the best because now I can blog about it. Either way, it wasn't easy given the 2 glasses of wine and one glass of Three Philosophers I had before the 3 hour trip, but, it made me think of another list since it is the season of listing.

Even though music dominates our lives most of the time here at Written Words and Web-logging Division of Faux Slang, Ent., there is a second passion of ours which should be come apparent to anyone who has every spent more than about an hour with any of us. On tour, it is usually comedians that get us through the long tedious drives and last night was no different even though "tour" was me and my wife in a car driving from my parents' house back back to our home. So... here goes my top 6 list of comedians based on two criteria: (1) overall driving-listening experience, and (2) laugh factor (i.e. are the points during the drive where I feel unsafe because I'm laughing so hard, more unsafe = way better). Also, first impressions count more than continued listening power, although it is helpful to have a comedy album that you can play over and over again.

Here we go
1. David Cross - first album is the best ("do ya'lls people eat oatmeal?"), but the second one is great for the "...has anyone here every been aborted?... not funny says she.." remark.

2. John Mulaney - Though he could be #1, he's only got one album so far. But good lord, the first time I heard him I almost drove off the side of the BQE.

3. Patton Oswalt - Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People, bucket of shame... the list goes on

4. Eugene Mirman - This man is totally insane. I can't think of any quotes because they are too good for me to get the wording right in print. His twitter is amazing too.

5. Richard Pryor - That N***er is funny

6. Maria Bamford - if only because she made Indiana tolerable.

Honorable Mention: Zach Galifianakis - but we don't have any of his records ... booo!!

Happy Sad Xmas Is Over Day!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Managing Itunes

First of all, Happy Merry Christmas Time!! I'm trying to strike a balance between the people who like the more PC Happy Holidays, and the people, like the old guy I buy baseball cards from, who looked me in the eye intensely in order to very deliberately say, "Merry Christmas." Its like they own Jesus or something... Anyway...

So I'm organizing my iTunes right now on the day before the day before Xmas and I realized that Ian had made a 2010 album list so here goes mine...except that it is a 7" list because I have what seems to be adult ADD when tackling too many new albums. Also, it is a top 5 which I think is WAY harder than a top 25.

Here Goes:
1. No Age - Glitter (the B-Side is sooooooo good)
2. Sonny and the Sunsets - Stranded (actually 2009 but squeaked in here because they rule)
3. Charlotte Gainsbourg - Heaven Can Wait
4. Male Bonding / Dumb Dumb Girls Split (Record Store Day Exclusive!)
5. Spoon - Written In Reverse (Pink Vinyl!)

Honorable Mention (because I don't own it yet): Reading Rainbow / Coasting Split (spent my money on beer before the show, but I did donate the full $10 at the door).

Also, totally objectively speaking, our 7" in 2011 will slay all of the aforementioned fantastic records.

See you next year peoples!